Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Showing posts with label humour. Show all posts
Thursday, February 14, 2013
Happy Valentines Day!
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holidays,
humor,
humour,
seasonal,
valentines,
vintage cards
Friday, November 23, 2012
Pearls of "Wisdom" : Tiamet (1)
Sometimes people tell me that I've said something that's wise. Sometimes They just think they're silly comments. So I'm going to share some of the things that I have said in SL with you. Mind you they are out of context, so you might not get the whole story, but I hope you enjoy them anyway. I know that thinking back on the situations they come from brings back memories to me.
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Tiamet: sex doesn't always have to mean something you know
Tiamet: sometimes sex is just sex.
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Tiamet: we are all human, we just wear different masks.
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Tiamet hugs you and goes back to reading "just remember, some of us will remember and miss what was, what will be won't be the same, and it will always be measured against the past."
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Tiamet: mmmph sleep will come when all things pass.
Tiamet: it's a mercy for the mind, sleep.
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Tiamet looks sad for a fleeting moment then plucks up "Nothing in here ever stays, it is in flux the same as the seasons in our rl... except it moves much faster in here, because the virtual reality limits the depth to which we truly experience the company of others. Thus though some of us use this as a social place to delve and search out like minded folk, there are some folk who often forget that there are real people behind an avatar, and simply use it as a game to meet their own ends and desires. So whenever going anywhere it is advisable to remember that the idea is to enjoy that which is available while it is there, for come tomorrow it may be gone. Simply take it all as it comes, and revel in the sparkling moments, because they never EVER last forever."
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Tiamet: sex doesn't always have to mean something you know
Tiamet: sometimes sex is just sex.
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Tiamet: we are all human, we just wear different masks.
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Tiamet hugs you and goes back to reading "just remember, some of us will remember and miss what was, what will be won't be the same, and it will always be measured against the past."
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Tiamet: mmmph sleep will come when all things pass.
Tiamet: it's a mercy for the mind, sleep.
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Tiamet looks sad for a fleeting moment then plucks up "Nothing in here ever stays, it is in flux the same as the seasons in our rl... except it moves much faster in here, because the virtual reality limits the depth to which we truly experience the company of others. Thus though some of us use this as a social place to delve and search out like minded folk, there are some folk who often forget that there are real people behind an avatar, and simply use it as a game to meet their own ends and desires. So whenever going anywhere it is advisable to remember that the idea is to enjoy that which is available while it is there, for come tomorrow it may be gone. Simply take it all as it comes, and revel in the sparkling moments, because they never EVER last forever."
Labels:
advice,
humor,
humour,
laugh reel,
quotes,
relationships,
Second Life,
Thoughts,
tiamet
Wednesday, August 15, 2012
Who's Hunting Now?
Just thought some of y'all could use a little pick me up. This video is sure to get you ready for your hunting this weekend, or running if that's what you choose to do.
Theory of a Deadman : The Bitch Came Back
I like her so much better when she's down on her knees
'Cause when she's in my face that's when I'm starting to see
That all my friends are laughing thinking that we belong
Well she's so fuckin' stupid that she's singing along
The trouble with girls is they're all the same
Forget the diamonds and pearls they just want a ring
Before you know it you're like a dog on a leash
Well you can try and change the world but you won't change me
Well you can try and change the world but you won't change me
Tuesday, August 7, 2012
Sunday, August 5, 2012
One from the Past
This image was sent in by someone who was going through some of her older images. It's from a sim she visited back in 2007, though she isn't sure what the name of the location is. She only was able to provide a date because of the date of the image creation. For those that may have trouble reading the content of the image, it's a list of how to satisfy a lady.
Ten Commandments of a Ladies Pleasure
- Thou shalt observe the details of her desire.
- Thou shalt stimulate her senses.
- Thou shalt compliment her meaningfully and often.
- Thou shalt encourage her to show and tell how she likes to be touched.
- Thou shalt listen to her attentively.
- Thou shalt make her laugh.
- Thou shalt present her with gifts.
- Thou shalt exude both confidence and vulnerability.
- Thou shalt have foreplay.
- Thou shalt discover what her dreams are made of.
Labels:
humor,
humour,
Jokes,
laugh reel,
Preds,
Prey,
questions,
Second Life
Friday, July 13, 2012
Tongue In Cheek Stuff
We all know that all village prey have a huge amount of SASS in one way or another...that's what makes us so damn irresistible! A good playful sense of humour is always present in the village...sometimes the quick witted jokes that pass between the pred & prey during social times has me in stitches...I myself have a very odd sense of humour, i think its part of being from the UK...some get me, some don't...but THIS post really made me laugh that i fell across in PoniEE's profile...she was kind enough to allow us to blog it & share with you guys, her take on dealing with preds! Enjoy ;)
(This is meant to be a JOKE, funny haha)
Hot to avoid a Predator:
1. Don't wear an AO, nobody wants a noob.
2. Wear something on your face so they cant see how good looking you really are.
3. Carry sharp objects, it means you are too dangerous for them.
4. Don't wear a cape of any kind, we are trying to hide your awesomeness, not make it shine like a rainbow.
5. Play dead often. Predators only want Fresh ass.
6. Respond to his RP with song lyrics or random facts, They don't like when you are smarter than they are.
7. Learn how to use your rock, and use it well. Men hate when you are a better aim then them.
8. Give them a time frame to capture you, if they can't do it in that amount of time ask them if they would rather submit to you.
9. Capture and Bind them first. Take them somewhere public and laugh hysterically at them and run away.
10. If any of these don't work for you, hang out with Me and learn these tricks first hand.
Courtesy of Ponieeexpress Ragged
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