Tongue In Cheek Stuff

We all know that all village prey have a huge amount of SASS in one way or another...that's what makes us so damn irresistible! A good playful sense of humour is always present in the village...sometimes the quick witted jokes that pass between the pred & prey during social times has me in stitches...I myself have a very odd sense of humour, i think its part of being from the UK...some get me, some don't...but THIS post really made me laugh that i fell across in PoniEE's profile...she was kind enough to allow us to blog it & share with you guys, her take on dealing with preds! Enjoy ;)

(This is meant to be a JOKE, funny haha)

Hot to avoid a Predator:

1. Don't wear an AO, nobody wants a noob.

2. Wear something on your face so they cant see how good looking you really are.

3. Carry sharp objects, it means you are too dangerous for them.

4. Don't wear a cape of any kind, we are trying to hide your awesomeness, not make it shine like a rainbow.

5. Play dead often. Predators only want Fresh ass.

6. Respond to his RP with song lyrics or random facts, They don't like when you are smarter than they are.

7. Learn how to use your rock, and use it well. Men hate when you are a better aim then them.

8. Give them a time frame to capture you, if they can't do it in that amount of time ask them if they would rather submit to you.

9. Capture and Bind them first. Take them somewhere public and laugh hysterically at them and run away. 

10. If any of these don't work for you, hang out with Me and learn these tricks first hand.

Courtesy of Ponieeexpress Ragged