A Pirate & Fairy Go To The Moon (Part 2)

Tiamet hears the comment and forgets her vendetta with the clock and she flits out the hatch eyes as big as turkey platters, squeals gleefully "We're on the moon?"

WldDog Nods. "Yeah, but don't go far. The magic of the ship will not let you breath for too long away from it. Do you want to know what the moon tastes like?"

Tiamet eyes the moon and is unsure "It doesn't quite look like pie like I was promised." she sulks leaning on the ships railing her lips pursed into a disappointed pout.

WldDog runs below and checks to see if the magic ship was ready to withstand much time in space. He returned to the fairy. "Well, now is your chance. In a few minutes the moon will be as far away as it ever was."

 Tiamet leaps over the railing and lands gingerly, the dust of the moon clouding up with the impact as her wings flip. SHe frowns some as she shifts scooping up handfuls of the gritty moon surface she lets out an annoyed sound "This isna pie!"

 WldDog smiles "Nothing in space is as it seems. If we make it back, perhaps you can tell your friend what the moon really tastes like"

Tiamet grumbles and stuffs a handful of the grey matter into one of her pouches. "Nope I has them taste it themself."

WldDog finally notices the springs and other components sticking out of the clocks. " Did you do that?"

 Tiamet sits on the steps and nods "yes those nasty clocks tried to kill us!"

WldDog scratches his head. "I forgot you eat metal"

Tiamet giggles "Is that a bad thing?"

 WldDog: "well, it is if we want to get home in one piece."

 Tiamet sits on the steps flipping her wings "well how do we get back to Never Land?"

WldDog: "I do not know how long the magic will keep us here. It could be minutes, or it could be years. You see, this spot here? That is where the key goes to lock in a time. You ate the gear that it turns and now i have no way of knowing when we will be sent back. And I am not sure, but I am guessing the food here is not very plentiful."

Tiamet eyes the clocks "I dunno bout you but I think we has plenty of food." her tone is pouting. "And which gear do you actually need back?" She tips her head almost in a bird like manner waiting for his response.

WldDog reaches for the fairies head and grabs a handful of hair. He looks down her throat hoping to see what else she had eaten recently. "What else do you have in there?"

Tiamet acks swatting at his hand "leggo! I has the key, about 6 gears, 2 springs, some buttons, and a small metal whistle that I had for a snack around lunchtime...."

WldDog laughs "You may be our ticket back home, you little thief." He picks up the fairy and shakes her upsidedown, hoping to dislodge anything he can.

Tiamet pouts and squirms "Am not a thief!" squeals as is shaked upside down, but all that drops out of her mouth is one of the smaller cogs.

WldDog listens for more items to fall to the ground, but is distracted as he realizes her dress still falls in this gravity. He slows the shaking as he focuses and then steals a kiss from the inside of her thigh.

Tiamet lets out some more yelps as is shaken, she lets out a startled sound and wriggles like a fish as feels the kiss brush her skin. She debates if she oughta just bring the metal bits and bobs up or not, but they're hers, she wantsa take them to her treasure hidey hole.

WldDog tries to hold her, feeling her skin against his was as enjoyable on the moon as it was back home. He squeezes the slippery fish as tight as he can, but she is able to wiggle away.

Tiamet flails some with a small growl grabbing the little cog that had fallen out and popping it back in her mouth as she scrambles to hide behind the desk.

WldDog picks up the clocks and carries them to one of their many pirate treasure lock boxes. He soon locks them into the chest and approaches the desk. "Do you really think you can hide from a pirate on his own ship?"

[23:06]  Tiamet scrambles to keep 3 sides of the desk between them. She peers at him over the edge of the desk her fingertips barely visible as she leans on the desk. "No, but keep my treasures I plan to." Her tone is sulky as she pouts at him.

A Pirate & Fairy Go To The Moon (Part 1)

[22:18]  WldDog (wldknight): be careful of the clocks on my desk. They open portals

Tiamet peers over and eyes the clocks "what kind of portals?"

WldDog : well... I opened one to hell yesterday. Had to get a guy back"

 Tiamet giggles her eyes widening in amusement "there's no such place!"

WldDog smiles, "Oh yes there is. I have been there, recently. The demons there dont like me hacking them to pieces"..."Can't say I blame them"..."took one of their helpers from them. They never like that."

Tiamet laughs merrily "no more than my kin appreciate the sort of things akin to that."

WldDog: "Good point. Is there anyplace you would like something from?" He eyes the fairy carefully.

Tiamet hrms "The moon? Is supposed to be made of apple pie, my friend the Doctor told me so once..."

WldDog: "Hmm... I always thought it was cheese. Lets see." He places the clocks on his desk and points all the hands to the sky. He grabs a book of the shelf and opens it to retrieve a key from a hollowed out portion section of the book.

Tiamet giggles leaning in and running a fingertip on the back of his neck as he places the clocks, she watches with interest "Hook doesn't like clocks you know...."

WldDog: "Yeah, he doesn't like these either, but he knows what they can do so i am allowed to keep them. As long as he doesn't have to see them"

Tiamet giggles and makes a grab for the key "what's that for?"

WldDog Takes the key and winds the clocks, then replaces the key to the book.. only to have the fairy remove it before he could close the book. "That is one of the ways the clocks work" He reaches for the key

Tiamet balances the key on the tip of her nose like a seal would a ball, and dances out of his reach giggling "It's shiny! am keeping it!"

WldDog: chases the fairy around the room. "No no no no,,, don't drop it. It could destroy the clocks."

Tiamet flips it off her nose and catches it in her teeth grinning at him some from the other side of the desk. She tips her head and opens her mouth taking in the key and holding it like a squirrel would a nut "Why?"

WldDog: "I dont know what would happen. The magic of the clocks is locked onto the moon, and if it is destroyed right now it could bring the whole moon to us and destroy never never land."

Tiamet squeaks and swallows the key startled by the idea

WldDog slowly approaches Tiamet and just misses the key before it is swallowed. A look of fear crosses Wlddog's face. "Oh no."...."No no no no no no no."

Tiamet winces some feeling the key go down she blinks looking sheepish "sorry >.>"

WldDog gives her a blank look as he looks at the clocks. "Well, it seems like everything is alright....." The entire ship starts to shake. "never mind!" He shouts.

Tiamet squeaks and fllips her wings hovoring off the shaking floor, a frightened expression on her face as she watches books tumble off the shelves "what is that?"

WldDog looks around and runs on shaky ground to look out of the hatch, fearing he does not see the moon rushing to crush them all. He looks in dread as he does indeed see the moon flying towards them. "I think we all are going to die now."

Tiamet flips her wings anxiously and picks up two of the clocks and starts shaking them "Make it stop!!!"

WldDog  rushes over to her and carefully takes the clocks from her. "No no no... That could make things worse!" He grabs the clocks and glances out of the port side windows. He did not see any water. He instead saw the edge of the earth. suddenly the clocks were not longer that important. "Uh, Tiamet, can fairies fly in outer space?"

Tiamet blinks some "Technically......why?" she tips her head looking worried not quite getting what he's getting at she makes a grab for the clock "make the time stop on them make it stop!"

 WldDog  hears the clocks release a spring as she shakes one of them. The ship lurches to a stop as the spring stand oddly the side of the clock.

Tiamet grabs for the clock that has the spring sticking out, intending to pull out the springs and cogs

WldDog slowly climbs to the deck and looks over the side. The ship was now sitting on the surface of the moon. He whispers: "Uh, Tiamet? You can find out if the moon is made of pie now."